Comedy Living Room poster by Me Myself.
Whoever unfollowed me after I posted my playlist: I know you’re still manually checking my Tumblr everyday, and I think you’re a COWARD.
A Brief Listicle On Haunted Parks
Still working on that series- here’s something to keep you until it’s finished.
- Enter Chatsworth Park South (closed under mysterious circumstances) at night.
- Return to entrance, gate is locked.
- Someone, or someTHING, locked that gate.
- An angry spirit also left us with a parking ticket.
- I went hiking here at night one time, and was overwhelmed by the sudden need to take the biggest shit of my life. I had to shit so bad while hiking I thought I was going to have to squat in the mountains.
- Make it back to friend’s house; evacuate. I distinctly remember what I ate that day/day before, and it’s impossible that I could have taken a shit that big. Someone, or someTHING, in that park caused it.
Stay tuned for me.
Finally The Fedoras Are Smoking Weed
I was a cog in the machine of this corporate piece of mass-produced entertainment featuring an obscure LA band you should feel bad for not knowing NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF
Started reading an article about Chris Nolan whining re: digital vs. film and then realized what I was doing and went back to scrolling.
Has anyone noticed that “Fargo” TV show is kind of a ripoff of the movie “Fargo”?????????
Bu$iness Idea: Discount Ubers/Lyfts that have no seatbelts and the horn is broken & can’t stop emitting a loud, constant honk.
Can you imagine the embarrassment of posting a status update a 2nd time some months later? I’m scared that is where smoking weed will lead me.
Weird Al is the closest I came to religion in my childhood.
ARtistic photos of my nude sleeping body with a marihuana joint in my lips